So, this was another Tinder match, this girl came off very forward and sexually suggestive. What was supposed to be a hookup turned into an awkward impromptu date. I'll share some of the initial text below.
But I really wish we did just play strip bingo, beats what would come. The Cuban Little Mama was a completely Americanized girl, not a Spanish bone in her dance or a Spanish word in her vocabulary, I'm sure she didn't know the language.
To begin the night, she comes over to my place, she is riding a very old school car. I can't remember the brand, but it was what you would call "vintage". So, she comes inside, and she sees my room is bare. At this point, I had just moved to my new apartment and I was sleeping on the floor of my carpet with some sheets and a pillow. I was kind of used to it. After moving and clearing out my mother’s apartment, I just started sleeping on the floor. I enjoyed it. My apartment was very minimal in style and I was in thought. I was still in partial zombie mode. So I laughed it off and told her I was inspired by the Japanese.
She insists we go for a drink, so I take her across the street to Buena Vista. Like I said before, this date would have been much better If we had just stayed inside because it was ridiculously hot that night, about 98 degrees and the humidity made it much worse. Every club and restaurant that night had Big Ass fans brought, literally that’s the name of the brand, Hell, I can't stop sweating, even with a cold Moscow Mule in my hand. I can see her starting to sweat as well. Here's to hoping for a hot finish to a hot start. We talk a bit about stocks or whatever and we take some photos and explore and decide to go back to my place.
So, we get back to my place and I show her my Black Power Ranger cosplay in entirety. I'm pretty sure she was the first to ever see it, I don't even remember how I even got to the point to dress up in full costume to a girl I just met. She's very timid, silent, and still. So, I just walk up to her and we kiss and make out. And I find it hard to believe this is the same girl who wanted to play strip bingo. But ask any man or any of my friends, hooking up is not easy, it's very hit or miss and desires a lot of sexual attraction that's usually built up. More preferable at a club and not really an online dating app. So, you play the date game and build some rapport to the hookup. I never did any other way if the club wasn't involved.
So that day I was supposed to be with coworkers and friends celebrating a coworker's birthday nearby and Wynwood. And if you know me, I always like to spice up the night.
Together, we take her car towards Wynwood and we talk little about spiritual things along the way. I decided to open up about my misotheism, the hatred of God or Gods. Though I wasn't as dramatic as I could be. The way I see it, God is real and he's a selfish bastard who enjoys seeing others suffer, if not he'd step in with his divine abilities, he gave me a shitty hand and he gave you guys this story. Just look at all these dates! I digress.
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