This isn't How I Met Your Mother, by no means. This an ongoing story, I'm not Barney, some big player, or Ted, a hopeless romantic simp, but you can say I have qualities of both of them in what you're about to read.

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Let's keep this simple. I'm Sam, born and raised in Miami, party city central.  This is the blog for the ongoing story of the wild dates I've been on, a loop, a wheel of Samsara where one doesn't break the cycle until the grand lesson is learned. I'll recount the most interesting dates, from 1 to current. But. I'll mostly tell stories of major and romantically inclined dates. I'll keep it as it is, no sugar coating, to protect names I'll usually refer to a woman by her date number or "Little Mama" title. Yes, my term of endearment is usually "Something Little Mama." 

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A few years ago I came across a book (that's no longer being sold on Amazon) that I have held for years, written by Keith Ouellette. A man who proclaimed to have been on 200 dates in a single year, I'm not saying I copied this guy, I was well on my way before I discovered the book, But I liked his format of how he tells his story. But I'll be taking visual and risky approach. Oh yeah, I'm animator so maybe some of the stories will get a special animated feature. But this is therapeutic, I'm not asking for money or providing entertainment, Just here to streamline and organize my story for my own sanity.  

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I've dated all kinds of women: blonde, ginger, brunette noirette. Skinny, petite, short, tall, fat, obese. Brown, White, Black, Yellow, Mixed. Christian, Jew, Pagan, Atheist, You name it. Call me Mr.Worldwide. Due to demand and many asking for me to write these crazy dating stories I present to you:

 Man of 200 Dates!

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*names and images subjected to change for privacy*